Come for the Nachos...

When the going gets tough...

2009-11-23T23:22:46Z

I honestly don't know whats happened to me. I used to have so much patience for everything...school, my job, on the road...etc. Now everything disgusts me; I'm tired of putting so much effort into everything and winding up a loser still!

I feel like Im replacing all my good characteristics with bad ones. For example, I'm quick to getting frustrated and infuriated at the little things(thats not me). The other day two guys were obnoxiously talking in class(somehow i always end up behind them) like not even whispering; im talking full on talking. The worst part was that I was 100% complacent envisioning myself covered in their blood and so I was trying to calculate the time it would take for me to get the tire iron from my car and get back to class to rough up these yahoos. So as i was walking to my car...lol jk

but it really took me a minute to actually realize what i was thinking. Was i really going to hurt someone for being obnoxious?... ya see a thought like this would have never come to fruition so easily a little while ago. Anywho I'm also a losing it on the road too...(I will drive you straight off the road if your doing less than 60 in the fastlane)...nuff said there.

So once the semester is over,im gonna look into trying to fix these problems. Actually come to think of it, its just this semester thats doing it to me so i cant wait to be cool, calm and collected again.

I may sound stupid right now but i just hadda get that off my chest...

Anyone working a soup kitchen/doing something humanitarian in the next week or near future?

Hunger!

2009-06-11T06:19:10Z

Right now I could go for some homemade hamburgers!
Get some ground beef, season that shizz, roll it up, and flatten it out!
Put some oil, onions, and garlic on a frying pan then slather that meat on there!
Cut up some tomatoes, potatoes, onions, and lettuce. Get that mayo and sweet rays bbq sauce.
Fry up some fries while im at it.

Just gotta get through the next 8hrs then its burger time!
Also craving chicken parm...

Nelson, I hate you...lol.

I want to start up a burger place called "Fat Guy's Burgers and Fries"

In fact i will have a burger party tomorrow and call it "Fat Guys Burgers and Fries"-party

Well I dont know what to do...

2009-05-23T10:36:47Z

I haven't posted in a while but i feel obliged to at this very moment. (In a spock-like voice) Logic would dictate that a post is in order. Sarah and I had a party last night...as much as i love them, these parties provide me with all the perks of a hostel cleaning service and all the downfalls or a drama filled party...yeah!

Well let me start from the beginning. One week ago I kidnapped my best friend. The "snatching" was actually supposed to take place on this beach in pines lake but after circling the perimeter several times a sentry exposed our positions. We(Hagem,Festim,myself) were forced to retreat. We wound up back at Wills house and we decided "forget it all!" we'll just kidnap Nelson wherever he was at his current moment. So Will, Festim, and I drove to a general area where we believed Gabi to reside. We flee a running car, run up the paved front yard, and huddle in an entrance foyer...The whole time I had no idea if I was in the right house...finally i hear Nelsons voice and am like thank god!. He rounds the corner and bam;we pounce. Tag Him and Bag Him...The whole time i felt so bad for the handcuffs and tape seemed painful but we continued; mob mentality prevails (i was the nicest kidnapper?) We drove the car with brainwash music for several minutes and so we sneak Nelson back to Will's where everyone was ready to yell surprise! I thinks thats the best surprise bday ever! Good times ensued...

(Cut back to this past night) A lot of stuff went down but at the same time a lot of stuff did not go down...paradoxical....my specialty. People told me things that should not be spoken but were uttered in a time long ago in defiance of the gods who were petty and cruel who plagued mankind with sufferings....

24 hours ago, I woke up and began drinking water and eating cereal. I knew that at 10/11ish I would be embarking on a journey that would forever change me so i quenched my thirst and hunger in order to better help me prepare for the adventure I would later remember as "Pinkberry or Bust". Wayne, Paterson, Clifton, Garfield,???,Hackensack, Teaneck, Lodi, Leonia, and Fort Wree, Kay Bing and I biked it all. (btw eff Fort Lee Rd.) After about 2 or so hours I was exhausted but biking in the city. Whoa. The journey changed me in the sense that i am no longer afraid of cars...haha cars they think they own the road... I got pinkberry green tea fro-yo with Cookies and cream, bananas, and raspberries(for the first time!) woo!! In order to save my noob-lar-resent qualities we took the bus home... After securing a lead spot in the line, Kay and I managed to be the last ones on the bus and standing for thee commute home(meh wasnt that bad)...

I'm at home...I drop my head onto my knee and i let the sleep demon demonize the demonry; I lift my head up and say "no" to sleep. So i plan/organize this party where i know all the wrong outcomes will surely come to fruition, but I accept fate finally as i should and just let it happen. Jacob touched somebody, I watched all the wrong things happen, squeeze in some good moments here and there, throw in some unexpected revelations, and here i type a confused and silly boy?

(I tried to fashion this post like an episode of LOST... hope i convinced you to watch now)

obscure references and retarded facial expressions...Good Luck figuring me out!

Governor Odious!

2009-03-02T01:45:24Z

Now I know your all wondering who Governor Odious is and I shall tell you. Gov. Odious is the men/women that are in charge of campus closings but I know not their names. They are given this title because they embody malice, hate, and utter retardation. For what they've done and will fail to do, I swear to a vendetta against Odious!! *LOUD EMOTIONAL SCREAM* When I return tomorrow, I will no longer be the same person...I will be a man on a mission, hell-bent on rectifying the actions of Gov. Odious. I will have no misgivings when I seek him out and force him to face his cowardice and hold him accountable.

ah bob sagat!!
lol as soon as i finished writing this i found out that Rutgers had closed the campus....Odious has escaped this time...I wrote this because b/c RU is RUthless when it comes to campus closings but I guess this is the year of hope. That was probably the most epic thing that happened to me this year...i was totally ready to wage war but i am so relieved i dont have to make the commute tomorrow.

i'll fix my lightsaber....i promise

3amchronicles @ 2008-08-13T04:26:00

2008-08-13T10:23:44Z

Well my summer has finally started...lol...looks like summer is ending...D'OH!!
Story of my Summer= D'OH

Quote of The Night:
The Jester: I was puking next in a bath tub next to nine other strangers...
The Fool:*rudely interrupts* Thats how i met my wife...

I lawled for days...
So anyway I've been in school since January and thats really taken a toll on me. Tonight was the first night i got to relax and let my hair hang loose. Honestly i dont believe that 3 months have flown by. (To me, all i have felt is the blink of an eye.) So what do I say...i find myself at a constant loss of words to describe my present moment... If there was only a way to load a BPoW onto this Computer...wwait a minute...
*insert picture of will hagen acting like will hagen*
I'm too tired to figure anything out right now and i've have misplaced my shirt!!

Writer's Block: In the Event of a Zombie Emergency

2008-07-29T23:07:46Z

Are you prepared for a zombie outbreak, or are you just going to wing it?

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I shall climb the tallest mount and there i will wait for 3 days...
I'm gonna hop on the parkway (along with the rest of new jersey) and just drive my problems away...yea!

no but srsly we got contingency plans for this el-jay dont worry about it

3amchronicles @ 2008-07-13T05:29:00

2008-07-13T09:32:47Z

This isn't me I've never missed work never been late (with one exception when there was ice on my driveway)...I checked my schedule I know I did but how did i have work?
So I get to christines party, said my awkward hellos, and then i decide to park my car in a better location...as i was doing that, my work calls and says I'm scheduled for 9pm and it was 21:37 so I curse myself out, regroup, and start driving home. I got changed, got to work, and got to explaining myself at 22:49.
I really dont know how this happened...the worst part is i should have been studying and if i had been doing that i wouldnt be feeling like a complete dbag
i give up im only gonna leave this house for school,work, and possibly to catch fireflies/build a small fort.
good night!

here's your BPoWs!
"April Showers In May"

"So What If It Aint Blurry!(computer Background)"

There Are Many Paths to the Road to Perdition

2008-06-12T01:02:01Z

Lately it seems like life has been serving me steaming piles of horse manure but you know I've tried to remain positive about these things.
The benevolence of strangers has failed me...as a stranger i do try to help all but when no one returns compassion and kindness it is hard to find the strength to continue...but i will still try even for not...under a new cloak

With the destruction of my lightsaber came the end...a marker to show that if there is no good one can only join the bad...

I'm turning to the darkside
...when benevolence returns so will i

Use your sociological imagination

2008-05-12T15:39:53Z

Pre-K : you better watch out thats not how they do things in kindergarten
K: you better watch out thats not how they do things in 1st grade
1-7: you better watch out thats not how they do things in 1st-7th
8th: you better watch out thats not how they do things in high school
high school: you better watch out thats not how they do things in college
college: you better watch out thats not how they do things in grad school

next person to tell me to watch out is getting a lead salad!!

scottish scones and persian pies

2008-03-16T00:58:08Z

So yesterday we decided to make some cookies....it was turrible we ate all the cookies

we got hands on with the ingredients...
the results:

3amchronicles @ 2008-03-07T11:19:00

2008-03-07T16:34:20Z

winter 08/ Winter BPoWs

the first snow storm during a weekday like a month ago i got stuck in bumper to bumper traffic from newark to rt23...
"2.5hr commute=not fun"
"im pretty sure that was al roker"
the next storm or so i was driving at 2am.the roads wernt plowed and that was actually a surprisingly fun drive
"Playfully enjoying the snow as i did when i was a young lad"
"Why do i Have a Tachometer....my car is automatic?"

Summer List

2008-02-08T22:10:36Z

This summer i want to drive across America to reach the Jelly Belly Factory and Skywalker Ranch to talk to George Lucas about Star Wars 7 (both in California). Of course theres other things to see and if i write it on a list like i did in years past.....i end up losing the list SO i'm writing it here as the ideas come to me

Summer List 08:
The Mystery Hole- Santa Cruz, California
Jelly Belly Factory
Skywalker Ranch
i70

KHAN!!!

2008-02-03T02:05:06Z

Dood el-jay has been a little weird to me lately...i've switched to linux and uhhh well ive tried to post and write comments ...good posts and good comments but they didn't go through . I'm sorta ticked off but its mostly stoopit mistakes i coulda avoided...

any who i havnt really kept up with the BPoWs but my reasons are just (work, skool, losing the autodraft save feature)
Lemme just flood your minds with several BPoWs oh yeah and i'm gonna start labeling them b/c you srsly need to know how my brain works...

Time Travel in an Ice Storm's Universe

An Old Man and Loss of Youth

L&G:The Great Gislebertus Defeats The Lowly Mussolini

You Juked Your Grandma!?

If you liked those you should read my collection of poems actually they're more of "odes and ballads" written to/about Banquo and his son Fleance.

Yeah man... things are pretty crazy right now. I desperately need a couple months to pass by in the next few days.
I finally got around to watching Star Trek II:the Wrath of Khan...It was okay but i just have to say i wish i had George Takei's voice. On another note I also like lines from ridiculously BAD movies. Here's a few examples:
"Open mouth kisses for the men and high-fives for the ladies"
"Easy White Chocolate"(lol @ white people....but you know i love you guys)

A coalition of the ages

2008-01-08T05:09:53Z

Huckabee/Colbert 08

i was skeptical about the whole colbert president thing BUT
this i'll do!
yahahahahahahahahaha

HucklCole-berry Oh Eight

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! suck on that

The Wintry Break

2007-12-24T12:40:12Z

blurry picture of the week(srry bouf delay i was working so back off!! lawls):

this is andrew,kendall,sam, skurdzz, and dan e @ cafe uhhh Habenero

Its friggin Christmas eve and its effin nuts.......
last week "the isolation" ended...lol

(i feel like anton chugeire in that photo)
so far i think i've done alot. I started "the regiment" on saturday and i still feel sore today.....i need protein!!!
i am legend was a good movie b/c i was shaking the whole way through but that could have been from all the mountain dew and red bulls still though twas good. OH man i've got the sequel all worked out in my head!!!!
i went to the city with sarah on friday and then to a good coffee shop afterwards

Scrabble Boys Vs Girls (andrew is thinking of the next move, kendall is like "i feel like i being watched", sam is like "omgzz look at this", skurdzz is "Must beat boys !!!!!!! let me think" and dan is like "this game is ova!!!teehee") There's a secret message in the letters...
andrew then took this of me

tell me what i'm thinking

i hafta go build like all my parents xmas gifts now...

This Is A Big One*

2007-12-17T23:03:11Z

so i'm late with the blurry picture of the week again but my inactivity is just for i have been studying for a cumulative exam (ORGANIC CHEMISTRY CHAPTERS 1-13!!!)

surprisingly i feel good....this was a semester in where I started acting like myself and not a Blues+Boozed-filled bum...and you know its weird because it was like random people were making an effort to talk to me....weird...anywho i tried really hard, made a few careless mistakes,took on adversity with great vigor, got a job @ Chilton, and ya know i think things are going to get a whole lot better but first they have to get a whole lot harder....next semester i'm gonna need 2ice the energia as i'm taking physics,org chem, history, phys lab, org chem lab, sociology (speaking of sociology i met ms ettz at my campus the other day....it was refreshing to see a familiar face at my campus(now i know where she went when she took off at hills)), and i have to stop reckless hate (i'm getting sued by an old very much grumpy man did i mention he's old)

here's to 2008...as long as you've got hope, you've got a chance

this was end of october start of november ish
oh how time flys

*=final

Glory...

2007-12-16T04:26:54Z

I'm sure you've all pondered "How will i attain glory in this lifetime?"

well theres only one way i want to get it....
I want to be the one that kills BigFoot.....
first he'll set off one of my traps, then he'll come at me but since he's injured there wont be as much ferocity (or maybe there might be more), i'll let him rough me up a bit because eh i am taking his life so he deserves it...then i will place a gun to his heart and let time do the rest...

thats how ill get glory

uhhhhhh back to studying now

BPoW

2007-12-10T21:01:08Z

it appears in all that meebo mania i forgot to post the blurry picture of the week!!!!

Meebo Mania

2007-12-09T04:18:03Z

<embed src="http://widget.meebo.com/mm.swf?IZazkLTxTj" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="160" height="250"></embed>
i wanna see if this works... it probably will not

meebo is really awesome....they have these skins you can use....the dashboard one is pretty banging
make the switch today!!!

woah

2007-12-02T02:31:17Z

wow

somehow thats malberti

For some reason

2007-11-27T07:54:38Z

for some reason i want to share with you the craziest week of summer 07 i had. lemme set you up for this....
the year is 1908, and people wear turnips on their belts as it is the fashion of the time...
just kidding
okay so my boss at the pet store and the main manager both inadvertently scheduled their vacations at the same time so that meant id be working the store open to closing. Also another employee was leaving for college so my boss quickly hired the youngest and laziest help ever this mean that there was a total of 2.5 people running that store. Now i figured i could handle it even with my night job. So Friday night my first shift begins and it goes by and i'm like hey thats not so bad.....then I laid on my bed for one hour thinking very hard so i wouldnt fall alsleep. So its Saturday morning and i open up the pet store....12 hours slowly passes....and i'm at home stuffing my face with food while talking on the toilet, stepped in the shower, and then head off to the night job...Initially things are fast paced but it all slows down and standing became a challenge.
Sunday morning I sit on my bed and think hard but feel sorta relieved cuz i only have work 9-5. I go in and clean the cages, clean the storage room, clean the koi pond filter, and still it was only 10am...lol i keed but the day went slow still...i got home and bam i set like 50 alarms and go to sleep for 3-4 hours. woke up, stuffed my face, went to work....i dont think i should have taken the nap b/c i only felt sleepier. I get through the night until about 3 or 4am and my manager asks me to vacum so i start to do that....thats when i started to feel really relaxed and as i was vacumming i had fallen asleep!!!!!! i swear to you i was able to lift my heavy eyelids once in a lil while to see where i was going but for the most part i was bumping into most corners and display units so i was "sleep vacuming"(i was joking to malbz saying if you had gone to cvs at 4am you woulda seen someone outside vaccuming the parking lot) So eventually i get through work....Go to work at pet store and i felt thank ful b/c it was finally over...i get home stuff my face on the toilet while talking on aim, showered and went to work... and then sat in my chair and this is the weird part i had gotten some crotch itch and so i started scratching and next thing i know i have a raging erection and 3 dead hookers next to me(jk to the lol) So it was more of a sleep erection so i sorta "regained consciousness", slapped myself in the face, wondered what was wrong with me, and raced off to work. For all intensive purposes we'll call my sleep erection Howie. This was the last shift until it started again on Weds night. It went slow and it was about 11 or 12 when Howie showed up again.....i felt bad for making him go away the last time so i started conversation with him and was like ok if your gonna be here you gotta help me out.... So these ladies come up and drop their stuff at the counter and i ring them up and the cash register opens and then i'm like oh yeah Howie said he'd help out so i do this wierd pelvic thrust and Howie shuts the register....the ladies leave.....Then i sorta woke up and realized what had just happened....when i went home i took a long shower and slept like i had never slept before. So tuesday passes and i start that weird skedule until friday ish?

it was some crazy times....i had honestly lost my mind 3 or 4 times(perhaps more)
but i did take solace in a couple of things
-my 6:22pm large iced coffee: $2.34(dunkin on 23)
-my 3am walks to Dunkin Donuts for another iced coffee
-the prize fighter inferno
for some reason i felt like typing b/c i was having a hard time trying to fall asleep tonight and for the last couple o nights and i cant help but remeber that week where sleep was the best thing to ever happen to me

and oh yeah here's your blurred picture of the week

I'm a terrible...

2007-11-18T03:47:21Z

I should be studying now but i've friggin lost it....i keep drawing up strength from a mysterious place but i keep failing myself time and time again...This shouldnt be happening but it is....I guess i'm dealing with it(barely) but still somethings not right
i think next semester is going to be worse

i need a hug....a big ole bear hug

i like the cold weather i just want to be outside...
(i still like blurry with bright lights)

3amchronicles @ 2007-11-06T17:44:00

2007-11-06T22:57:07Z

Today was weird...
I lost my powers and i nearly died twice...
I think the same is happening to a lot of people....like someone slipped all of us a kryptonite roofie

edit!!!!!!!
OH GEEZ!!!! i just put it together today is election day......the old people are behind this....theyre attempting a coup't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they wont stop til we're all DEAD....HURRY and VOTE you have about an hour left!!!!!
IAlthough my powers are gone, i'll grab my lightsaber and try and take out as many as i can....YOU JUST GET TO THE VOTING RECEPTICLES!!!!!

(i have to use the power that i've had all along i feel like jax when he lost his bionic arms)
THIS IS PRETTY EPIC!!!

I really really like Blurry Pictures

2007-10-27T06:35:16Z

So its been a weird last couple of weeks...I've been going out a lot and it feels like a lot is happening.
This past week my aunt and uncle came over from england and france and things were pretty busy.
We went to the city which was good times.

that was 2-3 weeks ago...

pops and pops bro

sister blurry
then for the first time ever i went to bermans house...

Erics room

better one better two
then carla andrew and i went to a hookah bar.
it was my first time smoking hookah in a hookah bar...

Blast to th 90s

i really really like blurry pictures

The End Complete

2007-10-19T23:28:27Z

okay so everyone knows coheeds new album comes out October 23rd

but i already GOT MINE!!!

and i got the official coheed and cambria no world fo tomorrow hot plate i mean shirt lol

THE END COMPLETE!!

these tracks are pretty fucking awesome...
well you know where i'll be for the next couple o weeks

HOLY SHIT!!!! first coheed and cambria's 5th now street fighter the later years: PART 5 is out 2day!!!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1781561
today is a friggin good day